The NCAA doesn’t need individuals complicated vasectomy mayhem with basketball,Illustration: ShutterstockIt’s solely becoming that the NCAA may be very involved with dicks. The NCAA is petitioning to cancel a urology heart’s trademark for “VASECTOMY MAYHEM” – which is a phrase that truthfully shouldn’t exist and particularly shouldn’t exist across the phrase “vasectomy”– as a result of they’re involved that folks will confuse it with “MARCH MAYHEM.”You see, many males schedule vasectomies for March, as a result of it’s time to simply sit round recovering whereas watching basketball.Ignoring the truth that it seems like a urology heart is organizing a genitalia bloodbath, it does make sense that a company that continuously needs to interact in pissing contests might assume that there’s some confusion.Whereas they’re having a dialog with a urology clinic and submitting a countersuit, they need to file one other one saying that they aren’t allowed to supply something that helps with “efficiency.” Subsequent factor , the NCAA will confuse the little blue tablet with a Efficiency Enhancing Drug, and so they’ll assume all of their male athletes are having a really exhausting time.G/O Media might get a commissionI really feel just like the NCAA goes about this all mistaken. Possibly the NCAA may very well be the official sponsor of “VASECTOMY MAYHEM,” and so they give away a free snip for each buzzer beater. Or one thing. I digress. It does take an actual heady braintrust to stroke the egos of the NCAA and persuade them that that is an precise difficulty that they should get their fingers on. I hope the choose will get snigger out of it.